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July 25, 2014 7:16 pm 7:16 pm 7:09 pm

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via mysteryofobscurity)

7:05 pm

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

(via heyfunniest)

6:55 pm
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via heyfunniest)

6:47 pm
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
6:43 pm July 7, 2014 9:43 pm

kingsleyyy:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

(Source: brandonazalea, via myshoeislost)

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